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Personal Loan - Chillin' At The Playground

We once received a visit from the health department. Oh they took their time pouring over our grills, making sure we cooked our meats to a certain degree, that we didn't put our lips to the soda fountain. We passed with flying colors - everything that is except our playground. They roped that sucker off and put a fumigation tent over her for a month. It turns out so many people were playing around in the personal loan pit, and they all just brought their own little germs along with them.

No more fun in thee personal loan playground

You'll notice here on the slide is a stain from when a young boy - ahem - tossed his cookies when he found out how much his personal loan wa sactually gonna cost him. He'd been on the feed for about two months - four pay cycles by our records - and the roll-over fees finally got to him. We haven't seen him taking out any more personal loans I tell you what!

And over here you will find the ball pit...ahhh, what fond memories we all have of this wee plastic wonderland! Who knows how many people took their personal loan in here with them, spreading their financial germs all over the place like a...like a Chinese hen house! Man - good times. Great times! We can't think of a better place on earth than the ball pit - unless you're talking about a debt consolidation loan, thats pretty doggone awesome.

Its never fun to play in hepatitis

Yup, they made us shut the personal loan playground down. They said we could open up again once we lowered the costs of our loan and let up on the roll-over fees. Whatever - there just sin;t enough incentive for lenders to provide these loans unless they are getting paid a king's ransom for every hundred bucks they dish out. $30 isn't enough for a king, but multiplied out for six or seven pay periods and then you are really getting up in the numbers. Too bad - with our a personal loan most people just have no other opportunity. Thats the whole problem with the system today...wanna unsecured personal loan? No? Oh, you're looking for something a little more "stable," is that it? Something more "reliable" and "affordable" like an equity loan. No no! Go ahead! Apparently you don't care if you see me cry.

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