Payday Loans To Go

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Our resource is dedicated to one thing and one thing only - fast financial service...with a smile. No matter how bad the truth hurst por how rancid your upcoming payday loan request, we will get you this food on time and we'll be more than happy to do it. Happy...thats a strange term that we emphasize here. Are we happy to be here slinging some of the fattiest personal loans on the planet? Or is it the minimum wage salaries and the dope-peddling management making us clean thee fryer? Who knows, but our parents are gonna be here to pick us up soon so lets get rockin'!

Short-term financial solutions you can live with

Sure cash advances are a healthy choice for your current financial emergency!

  • They're made fresh - the moment you apply for a cash advance your lender will defrost your standard loan in seconds and deliver it to you soggy and lukewarm!
  • According to these same lenders ( and who amongst us will ever say that they tell anything but the honest to goodness truth!) payday loans are just chock full of the financial essentials - vitamin S for fast financial delivery, and Vitamin F for pure lending fun!
  • We stress careful preparation and the highest standards of cleanliness - until the boss leaves, then its spa time in the vat for all our fuzzy rodentia pals.

We know what you're looking for in a personal loan, its just that we don't care enough to give it to you. No one cares! This is America dude, not commie Russia.

Where should you go for a loan to nibble on

Come on over and get your advance! We're open 24 hours and we've served billions of people some of the best tasting financial information this side of the moon - we hear they have pretty good know how on Mars! Ha ha! Just kidding - I don't know a thing about Mars, never been and unless they put a payday advance store up there sometime soon I ain't never gonna go. Nope, as an American I love my fast, easy access to easy loans, and from all of us here - Welcome! Can I take your order?

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